'Not Your Lawyer or Priest'

Understanding your HR department's true nature.

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Survival Tool #23: HR Is Not Your Friend

You know those moments when you read a post and it describes your experience so precisely that you throw back your head and laugh?

I had one of those the other day, when Genevieve sent me this Linkedin post about human resources departments by employment advocate Dan Goodman.

I recommend reading the post in full, but the first few paragraphs give the gist:

Seeing Past our Projections

Though Toxic Workplace Survival Guy takes a jaundiced view of those complicit in the brutality of the toxic workplace, this newsletter will never judge anyone — even those who work in HR. No doubt many HR staff recognise the toxicity in their environment, but haven’t yet figured out an escape. If you work in HR, then be assured that this newsletter is for you, too.¹

That said, Dan Goodman’s post was so on point because so many of us naively assume that we can appeal to the HR department to protect us.

Faced with the bullying in our toxic workplace, a child part in us will naturally look to an authority of some kind to serve as our referee — and it’s easy to project that benevolent parent or teacher role onto HR.

This is a mistake.

As Goodman states, HR is not your “lawyer or priest.”

The HR department exists purely to protect the careers of the people at the top of the company who wield the most power. It doesn’t care about what happens to you. (Survival Tool#11: Read the Room).

That can be hard to swallow.

After all, aren’t we doing the company a favour by going to the considerable trouble of documenting the harms caused by particular managers or staff? (Survival Tool #2: Keep a Record).

Nope.

HR’s job is to propagate the company’s self-serving myths, and pathologise anybody who challenges these narratives.

Restoring the ‘Soul Void’

Sure, you might be offered a show of formal investigations, grievance procedures, or offers of mediation. But know that it’s very unlikely that management will consider your toxic situation egregious enough to do anything substantial to remedy it.

In 99 percent of cases, HR will happily sweep the problems you’ve raised under the rug — then collude with management in blaming you for causing them.

The bullying or other toxic behaviours you’ve named will continue unchecked, and more people will go through the same ordeal you did, leaving the top team to continue pretending that it’s all fine. (Survival Tool #7: Reframe Your Predicament).

By all means raise your concerns with HR, but only if you recognise that doing so is a Kamikazee strategy: You’re sacrificing yourself for a lost cause.

And if all this feels a little dispiriting, I recommend reading this inspiring post by Amy Elizabeth Fox, chief executive of Mobius Group Executive Leadership, on restoring the “soul void” in corporations (Survival Tool #17: Hold a Vision):

“One cannot overstate the degree to which our social agreements, shaped by generations of untreated trauma, keep all of us unnecessarily numb, defeated, and outrageously compromising what matters most to our hearts and spirit,” Fox writes. “If organizations are willing to risk and invest in true transformation of leaders then these same organizations can become a wild catalyst for a new world. One made whole by workplaces where everyone dares to be bold, aspires to be generous and connected, yearns to contribute, and welcomes the uniqueness of each employee.”

I’d love to hear about people’s experience of HR in the comments.

And if you work in HR, and want to support Toxic Workplace Survival Guy, then please do get in touch. This movement needs you.

Summary

“Don’t make the mistake of assuming the HR department is there to rescue you. Its employees have one job: To protect the reputations of the company’s more important power-brokers, whose interests will rarely align with yours.”

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1. If you work in HR, and are willing to share your understanding of workplace toxicity from the inside, so that your knowledge may help others, please contact me.